Friday, June 12, 2015

Funnies from the littlest Littles - April/May 2015

AJ wanted to sing me a bedtime story the other night, so she sang "Baa, Baa Black Sheep."
You know the one that goes like this:
Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for my master and one for my dame
One for my little boy who lives down the lame.

At least that's how AJ sings it. And then she proceeded to tell me an elaborate story about these people. The little boy is lost and doesn't know where his mommy is. A dame is a girl, and that's the little boy's mommy. The master tried to help the little boy find his mommy but the little boy didn't have his space suit and the mommy was in space.
And on and on and on this went.

I contribute much of this story to the movie, "Home."

I saw this strange book while in the doctor's office waiting for the doctor to give Xander his well check-up. AJ saw the adenoids and asked what they were. I told her they were adenoids and that we have them in our noses. She said, "I don't have add-a-nodes in my nose. I just have bogies."